Got this in the mail:
You are Included in a Class Action Settlement Involving Your DSL Service
A proposed Settlement has been reached in a class action lawsuit alleging that AT&T failed to deliver DSL Service to its customers at the speeds promised...
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you may submit a Claim Form, and you may be entitled to a one-time payment of $2.00. Claim Forms must be submitted online or sent by U.S. Mail postmarked on or before July 1, 2010.
Whew. That will pay for a whole cup of tea at Muddys and let me use their wifi for as long as they let me sit there! Thanks AT&T!